FLYING LEGENDS 2004

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No todo va a ser un anti-militarismo feroz.

Notesé la forma de agarrar el cañón-barrel de la Panzer-Girl.


Un saludo nocturno 8)
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Yo me quedé musicalmente en 1990...no consigo pasar de ese año...Y mira que lo intento...
PEARL JAM - DO THE EVOLUTION 1998 <--me encanta esta cancion y su video
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Selección de las mejores fotos que hizo mi hermanito:

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Tambien estaria pero que muy bien visitar el ROYAL AIR FORCE MUSEUM.
http://www.worldmiltair.co.uk/museums/aaaamaaaar.htm
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=D> Mucha mano y aun mejor gusto, felicidades a tu brother ;)

Impresionantes!! 8)
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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were a short-tempered lot. They not only expected you to know your parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird 206) after landing.

- Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active."
- Ground: "Guten morgan, taxi to your gate."

The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.

- Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
- Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now."
- Ground (with typical German impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?"
- Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."


Two drunk fighter pilots are flying in formation.
- Leader to wingman: "Ccccan you see meee?"
- Wingman to leader: "Nooo.""Ccccan you see MEEEE?"
- Leader to wingman: "Noooo."
- Wingman to leader: "¡Ccccool, nooooow we are stealth fighteeeeers!"



True Story: April Fools Day at Air France.

on April 1st (unknown year) while the last passengers were taking their seats, putting their baggage in the overhead compartiments and their tables in the upright position the captain of the flight walks down the bridge with a long white stick (the ones blind people use) tapping the ground and hitting the walls with it once and a while. When he arrives at the plane the chief stewardess takes his arm and guided him to the cockpit....

For some reason around 20 passengers got off ...



A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a 'hotdog', flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "¡Anything you can do, I can do better!"

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Yeah? Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

"Heh heh, I just shut down two engines, engaged auto pilot, and went for a pee and a coffee, kid."



A small Cessna is taxying toward the beginning of the runway. The pupil stops for checks when he and his instructor watch a couple of Phantoms taking off at a rather steep angle.
- Pupil: "Sir, how come they take off so steeply ? "
( ... a moment of pause ...)
- Instructor: "Do you know why a dog licks his balls ?"
- Pupil: "No, Sir"
- Instructor: "Because he CAN ..."



A reporter was interviewing an old Norwegian fighter pilot, asking him how it was in the war.

"Vell," said the old guy, "vee used to fly up dere and dogfight dem Krauts. Ya, vee used to shoot dem German fokkers outta da sky."

"For the benefit of our viewers," interrupted the reporter, "we should explain that the term 'Fokker' refers to a specific type of German fighter plane."

"¡Nej, nej! ¡You wrong!" said the old Norwegian pilot, "I meant those fokking Messerschmitts!"



An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35 lb. pack on his back, 15 lb. weapon in hand, after marching 12 miles, and says "God, this is SHIT."

An Army Airborne grunt stands in the rain with a 45 lb. pack on his back weapon in hand, after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles, and says with a smile "God, this is THE shit."

An Army Airborne Ranger lies in the mud, 55 lb. pack on his back, weapon in hand, after jumping from a plane into the swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy, and says with a grin, "God, I LOVE this shit!"

An Army Green Beret, Airborne/Ranger/Pathfinder qualified, kneels up to his nose in the stinking, infested mud of a swamp with a 65 lb. pack on his back and a weapon in both hands after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming 10 miles to the swamp and killing an alligator, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp. He says with a passionate snarl, "God, Gimmee Some MORE of this shit!"

An Air Force cadet sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted room and says, "The cable's out? What kind of shit is that?!?"



What is the ideal cockpit crew? .......
A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.



How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
He'll tell you.



What do pilots use for birth control?
Their personality.



What is the difference between a pilot and a jet engine?
A jet engine stops whining soon after landing.



What is a MiG ?
Single seat, Single engine, Single use...



A/C: Lanceria tower this is ( man made static ) 20 miles out.
TWR: Last call please say again.
A/C: Guess who?
TWR: To aircraft 10 miles out identify yourself
A/C: 20 miles out guess who?
TWR: IÝm warning you buddy identify yourself.
A/C: Lanceria tower 3 miles out, long finals 07L, guess who?
TWR: This is your last chance to identify yourself ( Controller is steaming! )
A/C: Negative! We are short finals, full stop. Guess who?

At that precise moment the controller throws the runway and approach light switch off.

A/C: Lanceria tower! Where the hell are the lights! (panicking voice)
TWR: GUESS WHERE!!! YOU S.O.B!!!



During a routine airline flight from New York to Paris the captain puts the mike down after he is done with the passenger briefing, but the button jams in the 'on' position. He leans back comfortably in his seat and exclaims:
- " I'm first gonna have a cup of coffee, and then I'm gonna fuck that cute blonde flight attendant. "

The passengers of course hear everything and burst in laughter, and the chief flight attendant who was at the back runs forward to warn the captain.

Unfortunately she trips and falls on her face. And as she tries to get up an elderly female passenger leans over and whispers:

- "Don't be in such a hurry child, he said he's gonna have a cup of coffee first ... " :mrgreen:



What do you have when you've got ten F-14s in the air at the same time?
One hell of a maintainance team!



One day, a general of the Army, an Admiral, and an Air Force General are having an argument about whose branch of the military is braver.

So the Admiral yells to a passing Sailor, "Sailor, catch that falling anchor!" The Sailor snaps to attention, shouts, "Yes, sir!", runs under the anchor, and is crushed to death trying to catch it. The Admiral turns to the others and says "Gentlemen, isn't that bravery?."

The Army General says, "That's nothing," and yells, "Private, stop that moving tank!" The Private snaps to attention, shouts "Yes, sir!" and is crushed under the tank while trying to stop it. The Army General turns back to the others and says, "Gentlemen, didn't that took guts?"

Finally, the Air Force General takes his turn. "Airman, catch that landing plane." The Airman snaps to attention and shouts "Sir, with all due respect, FUCK YOU, sir."

The Air Force General turns to the others and says, "Gentlemen, NOW THAT ARE BALLS!!!."



One mouse tells her girlfriend she dates a bat...
- What is this "thing" you are dating ?
- It's a bat - It's a mouse with wings !
- But he is so ugly !
- Well ... yes. But he is a pilot! :vamp:



A SABENA airliner pulls up behind a KLM airliner on a crowded taxiway.
- "SABENA to KLM on tower freq: "KLM holding number 4 come up 3030 (303.3 Unicom)."
After a few minutes they call again:
- "KLM holding number 3 come up 3030."
Still no response so they call tower:
- "Tower tell the KLM aircraft ahead of SABENA 123 to come up on 3030"

Just then the KLM crew jumps in and says: "Tower please tell the SABENA Aircraft that the professionals at KLM Dutch Airlines don't come up on discreet frequencies when they should be monitoring tower."

The SABENA Aircraft then replies:
- "OK tower, that's no problem. But could you just let the professionals at KLM know that their gear pins are still in ... ?"

(A moment of silence)

- KLM: "Tower, KLM 3030 needs to return to the gate." :oops:



Why does the Pope kiss the ground each time that he lands ?
Did you ever fly with Alitalia ? :?



Pierre, the French fighter pilot

Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me".

So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"

His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.

"Pierre, what are you doing" she says.

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."

Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.

Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, AND WHEN I GO DOWN, I GO DOWN IN FLAMES!!!" :twisted:



What's the purpose of the propeller?
To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!



ATC: "N123YZ, say altitude."
N123YZ: "ALTITUDE!"

ATC: "N123YZ, say airspeed."
N123YZ: "AIRSPEED!"

ATC: "N123YZ, say cancel IFR."
N123YZ: "Eight thousand feet, one hundred fifty knots indicated."



ATC: "All aircraft holding, expect 20 minutes additional delay."

Unknown A/C: "Ahhh . . . bullshit!"

ATC: "Aircraft making last transmission, identify yourself."

(silence)

ATC: "Aircraft making last transmission, identify yourself immediately!"

(silence)

ATC: "Aircraft using 'bullshit' in last transmission, identify yourself. American 411, was that you?"

American 411: "Approach, American 411: negative on the 'bullshit,' sir."

NW 202: "Approach, NW 202: negative on the 'bullshit.'"

Delta 55: "Approach, Delta 55: negative on the 'bullshit.'"

NW 33: "Approach, NW 33: we have a negative on that 'bullshit.'"

. . . and so on, right through the entire pattern.



There's a story about a C-124 and an F-4 on intersecting taxiways at Rhein-Main long ago. The F-4 driver asked Ground what the Globemaster's intentions were.

It is said that the C-124 pilot opened the clamshell doors in the nose and announced, "I'm going to eat you."



In a famous SR-71 story, Los Angeles Center reported receiving a request for clearance to FL 600 (60,000ft).
The incredulous young controller, with some disdain in his voice, asked, "How do you plan to get up to 60,000 feet?
The pilot (obviously a sled driver), responded, " We don't plan to go up to it, son, we plan to come down to it..."
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ATC: "N123YZ, say cancel IFR."
Whadda hell is "IFR"?

Muy buenas todas... El duelo Sabena/KLM y el que aterriza en Frankfurt, soberbias :D
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IFR == Instrument Flight Rules

Cancel IFR == +/- suit yourself, control de tierra ya no te ayuda más ... (por listo :lol: )
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que vien te lo montas,TELVM.SABES MOVERTE POR EL MUNDO.
el del suerte a ryas er tu verdad?
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el del suerte a ryas er tu verdad?
¿Mande? ¿Lo cualoooo? :-s
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escribo de nuevo.


el del suerter a rayas de la foto eres tu?
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:rofl:

Entre el de los fokking Messermichts y los stealth fighters... :rofl:

Tambien es muy bueno el del que voló a Frankfurt en 1944 pero no paró :lol:


acting like a 'hotdog'
Esto lo he oido varias veces, a que se refiere exactamente? Me refiero a la relacion entre las palabras y el acto, no a una traduccion literal ;)
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There's a story about a C-124 and an F-4 on intersecting taxiways at Rhein-Main long ago. The F-4 driver asked Ground what the Globemaster's intentions were.

It is said that the C-124 pilot opened the clamshell doors in the nose and announced, "I'm going to eat you."
Este no lo pillo... :roll:
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el del suerter a rayas de la foto eres tu?
No, no, yo soy el de la Thompson :lol: .



'Hotdog' == Chulo, fantasma, duende.
Este no lo pillo...
C-124----¬
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Ñam ñam :lol:
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:jaja: :jaja:

Cojon, yo por lo de la "C" pensaba en una cessna... :rofl:
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Mira que curiosa foto he encontrado, un Me 163 Komet sovietico, esto si seria curioso de ver ¿pero quien estaria tan loco de pilotarlo?.
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Que foto más rara, nunca la había visto, un Komet con estrellas soviéticas :shock: .

Jejej, ¿el piloto? Probablemente un alemán prisionero 'invitado' a pilotarlo de nuevo a punta de Tokarev :lol: .
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Me imagino que le dirian algo asi:

Оно хочет угодить делает товарища места взятия, спасибо.

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Usando algo como esto de peine :lol:
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Yo solo con leer la frase ya estoy asustado. :shock:
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Uno de los aviones que mas me fastino la pimera vez que lo vi en fotos fue el pequeño me323, no creia que en aquellos años se pudieran hacer estas moles volates.
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